|Like, it'd be annoying enough that people would make this face.|
|This guy may need to see a dermatologist later.|
|How does a human eating demon that lives in a pool wait 30 minutes after eating when he's already in the pool?|
(Oh, by the way, all the voices in the film are dubbed after the fact - possibly in the 2010 remaster, though I'm not sure about that - which provides for plenty of unintentionally hilarious moments. The ridiculous voices we hear - which usually don't match the image or actor on screen - might be the film's biggest redeeming factor.)
|He said I do, for better or undead worse.|
Husband - MY GOD! IT'S YOU! I DON'T BELIEVE ITI'm not exactly sure what the relationship between these two was, but if an epileptic fit is the only way to prove who you are, you might want to work out something else. Trust me though - I've watched this sequence a dozen times already, and it still makes me laugh like a hyena.
Undead Wife - *Sound of really loud gargling/screaming and a spastic motion that looks like the corpse dummy is being electrocuted and or having an epileptic fit*
Undead Wife - Now do you believe?
Husband - OH MY GOD, IT IS YOU!
This segment also includes a gore-soaked daydream in the teacher's classroom and an increasing amount of demonic creatures - which are actually pretty gruesome - that progresses through Halloween night. Sadly, I'm not sure the teacher learned his lesson. When we see the character after the story, back in the basement with The Sentinel, his first question is "WHEN WILL THIS HAPPEN?" Ummmm...dude? That would be October 31st. You suck at Halloween.
|This guy's Halloween costume is pretty darn good.|
|Just pretend he's not holding his eyes shut. They're TOTALLY missing.|
This is zero-budget horror, but it's zero budget horror with a plot and no elements that are completely wrong for the film. I've seen others try to make movies like this and fail miserably. By that logic....maybe The Basement is on to something. If you're up for something completely pointless and unintentionally hilarious, it might be the movie for you.