Go ahead. Just say it. I know you want to.
Feel better? Good.
If you don't know the infamous spoiler from the end of Soylent Green, you might have looked at the above command with a puzzled eye. But I'm willing to bet that most everyone out there who would stumble upon this little rambling about the film knows how it ends. In fact, I'm willing to bet it's the most spoiled film that the least amount of people have seen in the history of Hollywood. That's not to say Soylent Green hasn't been seen - over 19,000 IMDB voters give it an average score of 7/10 - but it's always been known more for its final reveal than the film that leads up to it. Which is pretty sad, really.
But hey, if you're worried about the future, I've got good news for you. You can start stocking up on Soylent Green immediately, because The Soylent Corporation is selling it RIGHT NOW.