A little something to start your Monday morning. Read the awful poetic horror story, tell me what movies the screengrabs come from in the comments. It's like Kindertrauma Funhouse, only not awesome.
I call this one The Vampire Stalker Romance ....because Twilight was already taken.
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| Once upon a time, a woman tired of a city full of criminals and liars... |
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| But mostly she couldn't stomach all the goddamn vampires. |
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| To make her feel better, she adopted a black cat... |
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| But she still felt vamp eyes wherever she was at. |
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| She put on a disguise and tried to go forth.... |
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| Making a new home on a lake in the New York north. |
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| Yet the shadow of one vampire was with her even more... |
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| At times it lurked outside her patio door. |
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| When she found a dead body down by the lake... |
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| the vampire appeared, making the fearless cat shake! |
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| She cowered and screamed, but the vamp offered his hand... |
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| Then he took her to dinner, and to see her favorite band. |
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| Soon her stomach was sick for a much different reason... |
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| And nine months later it was cradle rocking season! |
THE END!
Can you name the 14 films pictured?
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4 comments:
+JMJ+
Hmmmm. #14 looks as if it's from a movie I wrote about recently. =P Is it???
Wow, I forgot about this post like everyone else did. :)
Indeed it is, ma'am. I kind of gave away part of the title in the comment, too.
#4 is Bride of Chucky.
#8 is The House on Sorority Row
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